Thursday's Child ... has far to go ... (0nm10wn2feet) wrote,
Thursday's Child ... has far to go ...
0nm10wn2feet

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Meme time while waiting for the dryer...

I ganked this particular rendition from my new LJ buddy, drjmaxwell. It's long and, given the fact that I've lived a while now, predictably boring.

Bold the ones that are true:

General

* I am 5'4 or shorter.
* I think I'm ugly.
* I have many scars.
* I tan easily.
* I wish my hair was a different color. - Mousy brown and grey just doesn't look right, y'know?
* I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
* I have a tattoo.
* I am self-conscious about my appearance. - The wrinkles that I keep accumulating are starting to bug me.
* I have/had braces. - Picture this... I was 34 and pregnant as a house when I had braces!
* I wear glasses.
* I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. - AND cheap... it would have to be cheap!
* I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. - Long, long ago, in a land far, far away... like, practically a different lifetime? *snicker*
* I have had more than two piercings.
* I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
* I have freckles. - Like my mother, I am desperately hoping that they grow into one big one so I can look tanned!

Family/home life

* I've sworn at my parents. - Well, sworn in their presence or in conversation... not necessarily at them.
* I've run away from home. - If you count packing my suitcase at age 5 and canvassing the neighborhood trying to find a new home - it didn't work either.
* I've been kicked out of the house.
* My biological parents are together.
* I have a sibling less than one year old.
* I want to have kids someday.
* I have children.
* I've lost a child.

Embarrassment

* I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
* Disney movies still make me cry.
* I've snorted while laughing. - And choked shortly afterward.
* I've laughed so hard I've cried.
* I've glued my hand to something. - Usually my own fingers.
* I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose. - And, I might add, it is a singularly unpleasant sensation!
* I've had my trousers rip in public.

Health

* I've had stitches. - Several times.
* I've broken a bone.
* I've had my tonsils removed. - At the tender age of 21... definitely a defining moment in my life!
* I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend. - And with former 'alien' children who had no health insurance. Somehow I always ended up having to take one or another to a walk-in clinic for something.
* I've had my wisdom teeth removed. - Again, at 21... and was discovered by my mother wandering the parking lot at the drug store. She ducked in to get my pain meds filled and left me in the car. I guess I didn't stay there... I don't remember it AT ALL.
* I've had serious surgery. - I think an emergency appendectomy and kidney stones count, don't they?
* I've had chicken pox. - Hello, really OLD person... born before the advent of Chicken Pox vaccine. In fact, they had just developed the POLIO vaccine when I was a kid!

Traveling

* I've driven over 200 miles (320km) in one day. - I have no freakin' clue how far it is to New Jersey and back from Michigan, but I did it in 26 hours straight at the tender age of 52. I ROCK, huh? *snort*
* I've been on a plane.
* I've been to North America.
* I've been to Niagara Falls.
* I've been to Japan.
* I've been to Europe.
* I've been to Africa.

Experiences

* I've been lost in my city.
* I've seen a shooting star.
* I've wished on a shooting star.
* I've seen a meteor shower.
* I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
* I've pushed all the buttons in a lift.
* I've been to a casino.
* I've been skydiving.
* I've gone skinny dipping. - Again, that was in that other lifetime... long, long ago!
* I've played spin the bottle.
* I've crashed a car/been in a car crash. - Both. Multiple times.
* I've been skiing.
* I've been in a play.
* I've met someone in person from the internet.
* I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
* I've seen the northern lights. - One of nature's glorious wonders... stunning!
* I've sat on a roof top at night.
* I've played chicken.
* I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
* I've eaten sushi.
* I've been snowboarding.

Relationships

* I'm single.
* I'm in a relationship.
* I'm available.
* I'm engaged.
* I'm married. - Almost 26 years now. My kids are abnormalities in this area... none of their friends comes from an intact home.
* I've gone on a blind date.
* I've been the dumpee more than the dumper. - Back in that other lifetime.
* I have a fear of abandonment.
* I've been divorced.
* I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. - Kissed my fair share of frogs, that's for damn sure!
* I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
* I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
* I've kept something from a past relationship. - But I have no clue where it went.

Sexuality

* I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
* I've kissed a member of the same gender.
* I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender. - That's usually how one gets kids.
* I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
* I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
* I am a cuddler.
* I've been kissed in the rain.
* I've had sex outdoors.
* I've hugged a stranger.
* I have kissed a stranger. - Well, at least they were strangers when we started kissing... never mind.
* I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/crime

* I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. - I'm sure I must have, but I cannot, for the life of me, remember when.
* I have lied to my parents about where I am. - Had to... my father would have beaten me senseless if he'd found out the truth!
* I am keeping a secret from the world.
* I've cheated while playing a video game.
* I've cheated on a test. - Again, to save my hide, it was necessary. I still don't regret it either. It was either do that or face a beating.
* I've driven through a red light. - Only under the MOST extreme circumstances and only when I was SURE that there was no oncoming traffic.
* I've been suspended from school.
* I've witnessed a crime. - I suppose when one is physically assaulted, one (technically) did witness it, huh?
* I've shoplifted.

Drugs/alcohol

* I've consumed alcohol.
* I have/do smoked cigarettes.
* I have/do smoked pot.
* I regularly drink.
* I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
* I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
* I've done hard drugs.
* I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
* I can't swallow pills.
* I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem. - Actually, more than five. Believe me, it comes in handy with the handful that I need to swallow each morning. All legal, and all necessary, unfortunately!

Random

* I can sing well. - Most days, anyway.
* I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
* I open up to others too easily. - Yeah, just look at how much of my LJ is NOT friend-locked!
* I watch the news.
* I don't kill bugs.
* I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
* I fucking swear regularly. - And blame it on my children.
* I sing in the shower.
* I am a morning person.
* I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
* I'm a snob about grammar. - Unfortunately. People hate me for it too.
* I am a sports fanatic.
* I play with my hair.
* I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
* I love being neat.
* I love spam.
* I've copied more than 30 cds in a day.
* I bake well.
* My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
* I don't know how to shoot a gun.
* I am in love with love.
* I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
* I laugh at my own jokes. - Don't we all sometimes?
* I eat fast food weekly.
* I believe in ghosts.
* I am online 24/7, even as an away message. - Well, the 'puter is online 24/7 and *I* would be if I'd just log into my messengers occasionally.
* I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
* I am really ticklish.
* I love white chocolate.
* I bite my nails.
* I play video games.
* I'm good at remembering faces.
* I'm good at remembering names.
* I'm good at remembering dates.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. - Yup, still no clue what I want to do when I "grow up!" *snicker*

And, there you have it people... long, relatively uninteresting, trite, and DONE! Not only that, but so is the dryer! Hallelujah, bedtime finally!!
:D
~~me~~

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