Thursday's Child ... has far to go ... (0nm10wn2feet) wrote,
Thursday's Child ... has far to go ...
0nm10wn2feet

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Oh dear, I think I've done it again ....

... I've adopted yet another "alien-child." This one, unfortunately, will have to stay a non-resident alien, by virtue of the fact that the poor kid can't even breath when he's here because of the cats. Oh, yeah. AND I promised Melanie, in no uncertain terms, that she can kick my ass all over the place if I am ever again so foolish as to move another one into the house. Besides, the basement bedroom is still technically occupied, even if the "alien" is elsewhere. The room is his until he relinquishes it. Then it reverts to a GUEST ROOM ONLY. No more 'resident aliens!' After four years and much brain-bashing against the proverbial brick wall, I've realized that it does no one any good in the long run. We are just waaayyy too stressful for the average being to cope with on a daily basis. No one has lasted longer than six months yet, and I don't anticipate that ever happening. Pathetic, isn't it?

Ah, in the words of the immortal 'BRANDO,' "its all good." At least it will be, eventually. Anyway, Aaron, welcome to the mess that I like to refer to as 'Fucked Up Airlines." Hope you enjoyed your flight and don't forget to return your seat-back to the upright position as you exit! And, if you dare, visit again soon!! Just be warned, we aren't normal, and we aren't well-liked by other people's parents - so be afraid, be VERY afraid!

["What's done to children, they will do to society." - Karl Menninger]
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